Don't come to my house on a full moon!

I never imagined going from being a person with a normal amount of hair to bald but even more terrible and disgusting is the though t of going from bald, hairless, or nearly hairless everywhere to becoming a wolf or perhaps a bigfoot.  Well my friends, sadly that is what is happening here.  Yesterday while looking in the mirror to see if I had any new hair growth I was horrified to find that I did indeed have hair growth.  Little black hairs in fact.  On my FACE!!!! No I don't mean a moustache, or thicker eyebrows.  I mean right in the middle of my forehead, as well as on my cheeks; in places men don't even get hair!  What the hell?????  I have since plucked about 15 of these evil suckers out.  Jim believes that on a full moon I will turn full wolf.  Great!  How in the world did this happen.  How could my hairs get so confused that they start grown in the wrong places?????

I am pretty sure this is my future.